Welcome to my Chaotic World

baby: d... d... d...

father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

(via take-a--walk)

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via thousand-x-sunny)

plusluv:

retr0philia:

chizuu:

a little comic dedicated to a friend

I needed this really bad. thank you.

I’m literally crying. This is so important.

(via take-a--walk)

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
image

(Source: itsbolin, via thousand-x-sunny)

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

(via ericaaboyd)

fake-mermaid:

i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs

(Source: fake-mermaid, via ericaaboyd)

coastlineteens:

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(via ericaaboyd)

listoflifehacks:

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(via druggedflower)