Hey my name is Jessica (or some call me Parker, my last name) and I'm just your average lazy 17 year old. I like lots of things, I don't have a life, and I constantly wonder how many people actually read these little info boxes...
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.